Weird WeekendWeird Weekend is our regular Saturday column where we celebrate PC gaming oddities: peculiar games, strange bits of trivia, forgotten history. Pop back every weekend to find out what Jeremy, Josh and Rick have become obsessed with this time, whether it’s the canon height of Thief’s Garrett or that time someone in the Vatican pirated Football Manager.One measure of how hard you’ve fallen for a game is the extent to which you’ll overengineer solutions to its puzzles, out of sheer giddiness. So it was with Counterfeit Monkey’s letter remover—a sort of linguistic edition of the sonic screwdriver. First I pulled a “chard” from its roots in a garden, and removed its “h”, transforming the vegetable into a “card”. Then I deleted the “r”, causing a sputtering, ramshackle yet functioning “car” to spring into being in its place.From a piece of “garbage”, I magicked an entire “garage” out of nowhere, replete with a somewhat bemused mechanic—who pointed out that my vehicle needed fuel. And with a sprig of “sage” and the use of a mirror, I eventually managed to reverse the nature of an object and wind up with “gas” for the car. I was a wizard of words, disrupting the fabric of reality with my mastery of language.Except, of course, that the garden had plenty of “soil”, which I could have simply turned into “oil”, and used that as fuel to smooth my onward journey. Somehow, the simplest option doesn’t present itself when you’re high on your own genius.…