Theatre of the Absurd: Major media outlets have been reporting that POTUS 47 recently approached Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) to offer releasing the funds for the now-halted Hudson Tunnel Project (centerpiece of the Gateway Program) in exchange for Schumer supporting naming Penn Station New York after him as well as Dulles International Airport, to include changing its IAD designation to DJT. “The White House declined to comment, and Schumer’s office did not respond to a request for comment,” NBC News reported. “A source close to Schumer told NBC News that ‘there is nothing to trade.’ ‘The President stopped the funding, and he can restart the funding with a snap of his fingers,’ the source said.” ”It seems like blackmail to me,” NJ Transit customer Brandon Ellis told The Gothamist after arriving at Penn Station. ”If you want to appeal to a narcissist sure, go ahead … it’s a stupid thing to have to do to get funding that’s already been appropriated by Congress. Maybe they should do a cage fight about it. We can pit [Mayor Zohran] Mamdani and [POTUS 47] together. That sounds just as stupid as putting [the President’s] name on it.“ But wait! New York’s Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul seemed to come into POTUS 47’s sphere of mass delusion in April 2025. After the federal government took over the Penn Station redevelopment project last year, Hochul indicated she was open to renaming the station after [POTUS 47]. “If he puts $7 billion into it? Who…
